Top five teasons why birthdays ROCK - especially mine! - Another illustrated short story by Felicia Stevenson

Pin It I know a lot of people hate birthdays, but I don't really understand why.

To help you understand why I think they are completely wrong, I've created a list of my top five reasons why birthdays ROCK, especially mine.

Reason #1 Why Birthdays ROCK, especially mine:

Show me the Love

People are nice to you and show you love all day long, every where you go.

Granted, of course, that they know it's your birthday:
I've found that wearing an "it's my birthday" t-shirt and/or hat helps them to clue-in quicker.

Reason #2 Why Birthdays ROCK, especially mine:

I get to be Queen for the day.  Even though I will be 33 this year, my mother still makes me ANY meal of my choosing.  I usually ask for home made egg rolls or a turkey dinner.  My mom's home made egg rolls are the best damn egg rolls I've ever tasted, hands down.  I'm actually starting to drool as I think of them...

♥Mom, I think I know what I want for dinner this year.♥

Reason #3 Why Birthdays ROCK, especially mine:


There's usually a party, and if you're old enough, which I am, it usually involves ALCOHOL!!!
Plus! People sing for you! (all though not always in tune - but the alcohol helps here)

Reason #4 Why Birthdays ROCK, especially mine:
(And this one is MAJOR)

There's cake!  And on my birthday, it's chocolate with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate fudge.

I don't think this point requires any further explanation, do you?

cake.mmmm.

And last, but certainly not least,

Reason #5 Why Birthdays ROCK, especially mine:

A present, for me?!

There's PRESENTS!!!  I LOVE presents!  Plus!  On my birthday, they're for ME!  YAY!!!

See?!  Birthdays are awesome, no ifs, ands, or buts about it!

Haha!

Much Love, 

Felicia