Babies are cute:
exhibit "A" |
Then they start to cry.
Exhibit "B" |
Sometimes they just won't stop.
Exhibit "C" |
Then they're not so cute any more.
In fact, They can seriously cramp your style!
In fact, They can seriously cramp your style!
They won't let you sleep:
Sometimes they won't even let you think:
There are days when it's so bad, it makes you want to run away!
Plus, and this is BIG: it hurts to give birth!
A lot.
Like, a lot a lot.
I'm not kidding.
Really; I can't emphasize this enough: It hurts!
Way worse than a tattoo. Even worse than a nipple ring.
I am not making this up.
I know: I gave birth twice, have a tattoo, and had a nipple ring once upon a time (don't ask).
I know: I gave birth twice, have a tattoo, and had a nipple ring once upon a time (don't ask).
So make him wear a condom.
If he tells you he can't feel anything with a condom, then tell him he'll feel even less if you say No!
Or better yet: make him read this post!
Be safe ladies
This made me laugh so loud... loved it.
ReplyDeleteYes please BE SAFE.
Glad you liked it :) It's one of my favorite, but didn't generate much attention.
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