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Thursday, 22 September 2011

A PSA for teenage girls - Another illustrated short story by Felicia Stevenson

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Babies are cute:
exhibit "A"
Then they start to cry.
Exhibit "B"
Sometimes they just won't stop.
Exhibit "C"
Then they're not so cute any more. 
In fact, They can seriously cramp your style!

They won't let you sleep:
They won't let you eat:

Sometimes they won't even let you think:

There are days when it's so bad, it makes you want to run away!
Plus, and this is BIG: it hurts to give birth!

A lot.  

Like, a lot a lot.

I'm not kidding.

Really; I can't emphasize this enough: It hurts!
Way worse than a tattoo.  Even worse than a nipple ring.

I am not making this up.
I know: I gave birth twice, have a tattoo, and had a nipple ring once upon a time (don't ask).

So make him wear a condom.
If he tells you he can't feel anything with a condom, then tell him he'll feel even less if you say No!

Or better yet: make him read this post!

Be safe ladies


  1. This made me laugh so loud... loved it.
    Yes please BE SAFE.

  2. Glad you liked it :) It's one of my favorite, but didn't generate much attention.