Funny Parenting Moments

Pin It I recently had quite the awkward/hilarious conversation with my youngest son:

Mickey: Why do you have a bum mommy?

Me: Um, every one has a bum sweetie.

Mickey: Yeah, but you don't have a penis.

Me:  No, I'm a girl, boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

Mickey: Well that's not nice.

Me: What do you mean?

Mickey: Well it's not fair for girls.  Penises are fun; they get big, they go back small, they get big again... (hand gestures and all)

LOL!  I'm speechless!